Location: University and High Street (Palo Alto)
OK the time has come to write about the best restaurant in the universe. I choose to write in haiku-like form. No I will not count syllables:
Waiters give me a discount
I know you know I come here everyday
Tools misuse you as a nightclub
Jay's Roll, number 12
Connie still can't decide what to eat
Extra ginger
Elderly Chinese/Japanese waiter
Why do we always get you, when we want the waiter who will offer us Sake bombs?
Teriyake sauce on the side
Nom Nom Nom
Even though your prices have gone up
One day I will eat for free
Perfect place for munchies
Should we get dessert at that Thai place?
Please decide on a ginger color
Inappropriately breaking chopsticks
I must trick someone into taking my own and getting new ones
Convenient parking location
I still don't understand the greeting
I receive every time I patron your dining establishment
Nihao.
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